You Know You Live In An Apartment When...

We have lived in apartments since we got married but moving to the bay area brought apartment living to a whole new level. Our rent is easily the price of a mortgage in any other state but all we can do is laugh about it.

You know your neighbor's habits. When they take a shower, get home from work, make their protein shake...

Know exactly when "Rico" the dog in the apartment behind you will start barking 

You use a George Foreman for your toast/english muffins so that you don't take up extra space with a toaster

When furniture shopping you only look at vertical dressers because your bedroom isn't big enough for a horizontal one

Your coffee table also functions as a desk and dining room table because you don't have an eating area and there is no way a desk is fitting anywhere

You learn a bit of Korean from the soap operas that the little granny next door watches 

You finally start wearing an apron because your sink sprays water everywhere when you do dishes. 

Dish washers are just a wishful thought for the future. 

Your bed takes up your entire room

You know exactly how many days you have until you have to do laundry again by the number of underwear you have 

You dream of all the things you could do with a washer and dryer of your own 

You wince every time you try to park in your little carport, not an inch to spare 

Your fan becomes your most prized possession and you start to forget that air conditioning exists